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Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
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scream-posting

The act of posting something online that's basically just screaming.
Ya'll mind if i do some SCREAM-POSTING?!!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Drop posting

When someone shares a post or their website , video or social media accounts without giving any content or dialogue on the post.
Please be sure to add dialogue to your post. We do not allow drop posting.
by Green787 May 23, 2019
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Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
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No Posting Day

July 1st... Nobody posts anything on social media for an entire day
Bro you ready for No Posting Day?
by iamthatguy767 June 30, 2020
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Anchovy Posting

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is
"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"
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