gay polarity

when 2 straight people do something gay it is said to cause an inbalance in the gay polarity and needs to be made right by counteracting it by doing a "straight" act

ahhh dude! our hands just touched... crap we need to reverse the gay polarity.. quick slap that girls ass and comment on her tits.

by mb199864534 July 15, 2010

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Polar Bear Bags

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.

"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"

by ChristieD June 27, 2008

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polar pissing

Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.

Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.

by Random Person From Canada January 15, 2014

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Polar Barely

When you wish you were an Eskimo brother with another man but couldn't seal the deal.

I wish we were Eskimo brothers because Natasha is so hot, but I'm only polar barely there.

by Ultimatefish January 28, 2017

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Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017

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