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Platypus Genitalia

Scientific Name: Ornithorhynchus anatinus genitalius

(pronoun): 1 A reference to some person, place or thing;

(noun): 2 A platypus' genitals; 3 A reference to someone else's genitalia(specifically, a woman's breasts); 4 The male sex organ; 5 A birthday greeting.

plural: platypi genitalia
1 Hey, whatever happened to that platypus genitatlia we used to play ball with?
2 That looks like platypus genitalia!
3 That's a nice set of platypi genitalia you have there, *wink* *wink*.
4 That chick smoked my platypus' genitalia last night.
5 Happy platypus genitalia!
by Webster's Dictionary September 29, 2004
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Platypus

Another way to call a person with Down Syndrome.
Because the australian animal has many defects and this makes it similar to a person with the syndrome.
by Sorry W November 7, 2020
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The Platypus

When you get head from a girl while playing a video game. preferrably Halo 3.
It was awsome last night. I was playing Halo and this girl gave me the platypus.
by Ryland M March 25, 2008
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Star-nosed Platypus

The star-nosed platypus looks like any other platypus except for the retarded deformation on its cranium. It is commonly mistaken for an extremely wet and very hairy beaver. The stare-nosed is commonly found frozen in the ice flows of the Antarctic during the Summer Solstices. Do to its alarming abundance of sex chromosomes; the star-nosed has a spectacular stamina of 30 to 40 seconds. They are constantly pestered by there main predator, the goannas (which inhabit the upper regions of South America).

Their History:
The star-nosed platypus was discovered in 1000s of years ago. After consuming too much Smirnoff Zvonimir, an outsider from Australia, managed to roll a one. In order to celebrate he rip a page out of a phone book, burned in a meager bonfire, and dance around it chanting "erect poodles make the greatest gift". Just then a razor-blade soared out of the flames and punctured his left eyeball. Upset by the lost of his favorite ball he began to bash his head into the frigid ice water Antarctica. Once he broke though the first layer of ice he saw something lurking in the water. It was wet, hairy, and disturbing but yet oh so appealing. He thought to himself "i am so glad that i have one ball remaining, i should take advantage of my situation and experience the pleasure of a new organism". Unfortunately, after recent events involving a new breed horse, a ladder, and alarm clock, Zvonimir, the only witness to the existence of that wet and hairy creature, is no longer with us today.
That damn star-nosed platypus ate all my cheeze-its and drank my arizona
by RagingTango January 4, 2008
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playpimpin

fake,wannabe pimp,wish they could be,or they could like other men
hey playpimpin you still didnt get u a girl.
by big money gripp September 25, 2003
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Platapied

Having a platypus forced upon you.
You just got platapied!
by BlacPlague December 2, 2010
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Platypus

Another thing that people sexually identify as.
"No, i am not a lesbian, I sexually identify as a platypus. Thats why i date girls"
by PpoiyoPpoiyo December 1, 2017
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