Swim cap Penetration

When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.

Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!

Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.

by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015

Occular Penetration

To insert one's genitals into anothers eye socket with great force and velocity.

Josh: "Dude check that bitch out"

Brett: "Pretty nice."

Josh: "She makes my sticker peck out."

Brett: "Occular Penetration?"

Josh: "I suppose it will suffice."

Brett & Josh together: "RAPE POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF "ROSCOE BROWN! GET HER!"

by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

mcdouble penetration

A spit-roast performed by two obese men dressed as Ronald McDonald while eating McDonald's.

john and Pete performed a mcdouble penetration on Susan

by yellowsauruas October 2, 2015

triple crevice penetration

When you are fucking a girl in the ass with your penis, fucking her in the vagina with a dildo, and motorboating her breasts all at the same time.

My girlfriend and I did triple crevice penetration last night.

by dpelletier360 June 8, 2014

Double Penetration

1. When a man with a extremely sharp erect penis shoves his penis in too quickly into the vagina and it rips the insides and exits out the asshole. Its extremely painful.... trust me. lol jkjk
2. When 2 men preform sexual intercourse with a woman. One man gets the asshole, while the other gets the vagina. On rare occasions, 2 men will shove their dicks in the same hole.

The man preformed double penetration on the manican because he was a very lonely man and no one on e-harmony was down to have some hardcore double penetration sex with him.

by i got a marble stuk in my dick October 18, 2011

Double anal penetration

Two turgid cocks up one tight little poo tube

I am a good Christian I may be gay for pay but I would never stuff my cock into a massive great ass hole with my cock touching another surely that would create far too much truffle butter no matter what day of the week it is so I am dam sure Double anal penetration is slightly wrong

by Dogging dude feeds pony May 3, 2015

Flaming Tundra of Penetration

When you perform vaginal or anal sex using Icy Hot gel as lubricant.

The anal flaming tundra of penetration; the vaginal flaming tundra of penetration

by sexual experiments November 2, 2009