Pen In

To shove a penis in a vagina and then write in it with pen and continue to like it

Wow! That was some good Pen In

by tIcToK tHoT February 12, 2019

pen pineapple apple pen

something that one guy sang about in that song you remember as a child but you don't know the guy who sang it. it was a very catchy song that you still remember all the lyrics.

pen pineapple apple pen would be indicated by one singing
i have a pen...
i have an apple
BAM
apple pen

by i_am_not_the_imposter October 17, 2020

Pen Pirate

is when you are working at a resturant you give someone their check with a pen to sign and they steal your pen;

;or could be a playfull game amongst co workers at a resturant to see how many pens they can take before the end of the night.

damn it table 13 were pen pirates!, Scott do you have an extra pen?

Wow Tommy beat us all he is the black beard of pen pirates i think hes pretty much taken just about everyones pen tonight!

by MrTPitysthefool April 14, 2010

pen cap

cap for a pen
something good to chew on in class

yes, i said "something good to chew on" and i wasn't talking about something related to sex. get your mind out of the gutter

by da? January 3, 2004

Pen Island

A small island off of the coast of Brazil. Nicknamed "Pen Island" not because of the writing tool, but rather to mock its phallic structure. The island has a long mainland, roughly 45 miles long, and two round counterparts at its base. Although the left ball-like side piece is slightly farther north, than it's right hand mirror, it is still seen clearly from a satellite as best resembling a male penis. It is known formally by the name of "Kythira Island", but it is often mocked online by the name "Pen Island' or "Penis land".

If you look on Google Maps, Pen Island sort of looks like a dick.

by Major Hacker 10 December 3, 2019

Pen on pen

pen on pen is when you tickle each others dick with your dick.

subject 1 "we did a Pen on pen last night"
subject 2 "word ong fr"

by stimpdamper November 7, 2022

Pen Pal

A guy who only text during work hours when he's trying to kill time. The conversations are normaaly generic in detail and he often asks to hang out without any indication of when that will be. During the weekend or after work hours the pen pal is unavailable and if he does wanna see you, it's to come over to your house with intentions of having sex.

Jane: pen pal is texting you? Who's that?

Beckie: I don't know who exactly but if we don't go out or talk when I'm off work I just call them my pen pal. They kill time when I'm bored.

by BeckiMorgan December 29, 2013