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peacock forehead

the name given to a man who has a unusually large shaped snorkella or nose and has a large forehead due to the thinning of hair caused by a heriditory condition known as balding.
That dude got the peacock forehead... Thats bloody unlucky...That person is a serious mac. Tommying it..Maccing It
by Anthony Murphy August 20, 2006
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peacock

A guy who acts normal around people he knows/is used to but gets loud and starts acting like a douche (similar to a peacock in mating season) when around, but not limited to, attractive women. This can also apply to women but that term would be defined as shecock.
Last night Phil saw this hot chick in Starbuck's and he was about to make his move on her until this total douche came along and started being a peacock. Needless to say she ran off and he was left watching bestiality mongoose porn again...
by Bobby Dowell March 18, 2008
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Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids
A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
by tomafishaful November 12, 2011
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Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...
by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010
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Shit Peacock

The act of spraying diarrhea in such of way from ones pants that it produces a fanning affect resembling the plummage of a peacock.
I ate at a truckstop and could not make it to the restroom in time so I shit peacock all over the gentleman behind me.
by MagnusAzrael February 22, 2011
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startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.
That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.
by MyCow October 20, 2014
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Peacockd

Pranking someone by asking to take a picture and then playing "Peacock" by Katy Perry and dancing around the victim while taking a video. You do not tell them you are going to do it. Usually done at anime cons, comic cons ect.

Originated at AMA 2011 (Anime Mid Atlantic 2011)

video: /watch?v=bw0NGmBDNV8
Pranksters: Hi, can we take a picture of you?
Victim: Um, sure.
*they pose, cam starts video recording*
Pranksters: One, two, three...
*Peacock plays and they start dancing*
*Victim will either start dancing, run away, freeze up or crack up*
--later--
Friend: Hey, whats up?
Victim: I got Peacockd....
by Kai.Kai August 17, 2011
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