dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017

Parasite

Very offensive word used to describe venom

Brad: I have a parasite
Venom: PARASITE?!

by Bob Blake February 24, 2019

Parasite

A username, handle or screen name that feeds off the popularity of the same username, screen name, or handle. When more than one user has the same screen name, and the other user has attempted to mimic the language of the first user to make the post look like it came from someone else.

The parasite now has your screen name and started trying to copy the way you talk to make it look like it was all your posts.

by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019

Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats

'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC

by Leo WU August 11, 2022

Parasite

A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.

A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.

Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician

Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.

by Butterfinger April 1, 2022

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020