dutch oyster

A load of cum shot out of a vagina

After I came, her vagina turned into a dutch oyster

by parker19777 November 12, 2008

praire oysters

horse or bull testicles

If anyone asks you if you would like some praire oysters refuse say no

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

groin oysters

1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.

The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.

by captkenjeroo January 12, 2008

pavement oyster

When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.

"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

oyster shucker

A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers.

j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster shucker

by senfood April 27, 2003

Oyster shooter

When a man ejaculates into a womans vagina as she lies in the missionary position and he immediately goes down on her and pushes down onto her stomach firing his own creampie into his mouth and sucks it down like an oyster shooter.

Tyler fired a hot one into kims vagina and popped down for an oyster shooter

by Hugh jassle January 11, 2021

Saltine Oyster

A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.

Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!

by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011