orlando

1)fluffy homosexuall
2)someone who smokes maryj...:)
3)someone who dont shower
4)someone who like dan f.

2)orlandos eyes are bloodshot most of the type
3) orlando walked by me and it smelt like shit..

by mr.wanafookalut December 22, 2010

Orlando

Homosexual,Gay,a real bitch

Hey, you know Mike? Yeah he’s a Orlando

by YaBoiG April 21, 2019

Orlandoed

It's what happens to a person, place, or thing when they experience several tragic, unexpected, and unrelated events within a short period of time and/or a short distance of one another.

Matt: Hey, did you hear about Jesse's car wreck?
Gavin: Yeah, and didn't his dog die yesterday?
Matt: Yeah, and he also had his wallet and phone stolen on Friday.
Gavin: Man, Jesse is just getting Orlandoed.
Matt: ikr

Katie: Our city has just been getting Orlandoed lately. All these horrible things happening...
Jim: Yeah, that's why I don't like to watch the news nowadays.

by Terabitten June 15, 2016

Johnny orlando

Johnny orlando is a perfect boy who's now 17 almost 18 and he's my Daddy. Yes Daddy.

Wow he's perfect but not as johnny orlando

by Whorelando😏 October 19, 2020

ORLANDO BLOOM

Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.

Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

Orlando

The name, not the city, is the name of the ultra-cool, Mexican-Italian-American family. It is the family that others only dream about marrying into. Being born into it is twice as awesome, but that is a birthright, not an option.

Gimme some Orlando magic.
Why can't I be an Orlando (sigh)?

by HoseB January 27, 2007

Orlando Bloom

Oh my god. Too great for words. But I suppose this is way Im expected to run this urban dictionary thing. Well, here goes:

1./Orlando is the most sexiest man I have ever laid my keen eyes on.
2./The type of guy I would kill for.
3./If our paths ever do cross, he must be warmed that I may jump on his yummy body of his and take him home to my liking :

I suppose thats` good enough.

1./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
2./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
3./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom, much.

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006