Up Onto

A term used for somebody that is just sexually attracted to somebody. They just wnats to have sex with them, not date them or anything.

Guy 1: Look at that girl! She's hot, why dont you date her?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just up onto her.

Girl 1: Wow, that guy stares at me! I wonder if he wants to date me?
Girl 2: I think he is just up onto you.

by Daschy September 19, 2009

dope octopus

A large testicle with scraggly pubes.

Look at that girl's hair, dude! It's like a dope octopus!

by kenass June 29, 2016

Sticky octopus

When a man sticks his balls in a woman's vagina, then you smash them on her forehead and watch them slowly roll off making a sticky suction sound.

I gave my wife and sticky octopus last night.

by Frank-n-beans June 5, 2016

Full Octopus

When your party of eight is finally together.

Now that the two of you have joined the six of us we are at full octopus!

by The Mountain Cat August 20, 2017

Bow on top

a saying meaning a "cherry on top"

i have a bow on top surprise for you.

by Sleezing February 19, 2019

hold onto my mash

hold onto my dick

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

The raging octopus

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.

Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"

by Shabnam Khan April 10, 2009