with one shoe on

To perform an act in an ill-prepared manner

"Let's not start this project with one shoe on."

by John Tilelli September 30, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003

Come see me on the One

Challenging someone to a one on one fight. No one jumps in, who ever wins, wins and whoever loses, loses...

Originated on the East Coast.. place of origin, Carteret, New Jersey

your at a party and someone is talking shit to your or confronts you about something with his boys around and he wants to fight you say Come See me on the one.

Boy talkin shit- " ey bitch i herd you was tryn to get wit my girl, keep tryin that shit and ima fuck u up"

You- Bitch please if u really wanna get at me then "come see me on the one" unless u a little bitch ass and need 5 of ya boys to come get at me.

by Jmac3 August 13, 2008

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

We share brain cells on that one

Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.

Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one”

by tinyneverland18 October 2, 2020