sick munch

Going down on a pussy only to find out to late that it hasn't been washed from night before

I had a right sick munch this morning, I went down on my girlfriend, she didn't tell me she hadn't cleaned the mingling thing, I threw up on her muff

by mitch00uk April 03, 2015

Munch Mechanics

muhnch muh-kan-iks
- noun

1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

"Goran Bunch" recently received his paycheck. Displaying typical munch mechanics, he resolved to spend it entirely on a European satchel, hard liquor, something with rhinestones, and an over-priced gift for an Asian minor (in the hopes of receiving sexual gratification.) Later that night he recalled his countless stupid decisions, but, for some reason, repeated the same actions during the following pay-period. munch mechanics

by Bubba the Cat September 28, 2010

couch munch

Someone who accepts living on a couch

Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!

by Couchmuncher December 27, 2017

rug munch

someone who likes to eat hairy pussy. They enjoy the taste of eating a hairy muff.

Steve is a little rug munch isn't he

by LilJOnwhattt: July 14, 2005

munch box

To engage in cunnilingus (a play on the word "lunch box")

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

by davey2002 January 12, 2007

munch magic

when you rob something or do something stupid which pays off you should say this, on 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps' there was a character called munch who was Gaz's long lost half brother, he was a proper retard but was well funny, he would use this phrase a lot when he stole something or something went his way, and i once saw the guy who plays munch in the John Lennon airport :)

Munch: "dyu wanna watch a DVD?"
(pulls out a portable DVD player)
Gaz: "Jesus!, how did you afford that??!!"
Munch: "I stole it, Munch Magic!"
Gaz: "wellll.... what DVD's have you got?"
Munch: "Dutch Sluts and Bonk 'Till You Cronk"
Gaz: "wow!!....Welcome to the family fella!!!"

by the triple OG July 24, 2006