Office Coffee

Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.

I like whiskey in my Office Coffee - especially on Mondays.

by VICTOR700 March 7, 2011

Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

by Wayne car July 11, 2015

Oral Office

What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.

Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

Office Johnny

Someone who works a menial job in an office environment.

Friend #1: So, what does Adam do for work?
Friend #2: He's just an Office Johnny at the moment, but is looking to move into plumbing.

by kyusssss July 23, 2010

office bingo

a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.

VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!

by SodaPhish May 21, 2005

Office Nigger

noun \ˈä-fəs\ˈni-gər\ Entry level employee responsible for answering phones, filing, getting other employees coffee, and any other general grunt work available.

"These folders need to be filed; I know, I'll get the Office Nigger to do it!"

by Sk33ter June 20, 2016

Office Party

Name for an act in a menage a toi, or Gangsta Party (aka GP), or in layman's terms, a "3 some" with specifically two males and one female, where the female will use her hands on both males genitalia simultaneously, until both males ejaculate onto her chest.

As seen on the progressive commercial, where Flo gestures with her hands and screams "Office Party!" after the two males from a different insurance company are caught buying with Progressive.

by sugarush February 16, 2010