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Officle

A mix between a an office and a cubicle. With the growing number of technology companies moving to the "open space" approach to promote higher productivity and more effective communication between employees, offices are being replaced by homogenized cubicle farms. But not all cubicles are created equal. Employees that are higher in the corporate ladder generally receive larger cubicles with higher walls (of course some semblance of a pecking order must be preserved!). This larger cubicle/office is called an officle.
Larger cubicles with higher walls are called an officle.
by Joezen November 19, 2007
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Office spous

A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
It is also called 'Office husband'.
Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Philip from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.
by Yong Hwan Kim October 30, 2008
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Office Eyes

A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.

Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.
Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera
by DirtyFrank27 February 10, 2010
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Office Coffee

Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.
I like whiskey in my Office Coffee - especially on Mondays.
by VICTOR700 March 7, 2011
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Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.
"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"
by Wayne car July 11, 2015
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Soft Office Bod

Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.
Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?

or

Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"

Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
by thelittlecupcake May 20, 2010
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Obbasdwiss Official

Obbasdwiss Official is a youtube channel focusing on the meaning to life, obbasdwiss. It was created in 2021, and is currently working on an obbasdwiss origins video.
Obbasdwiss Official is an awesome youtube channel!
by Obbasdwiss Official April 12, 2021
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