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octopus cuddle

When you get as tangled as possible while cuddling.
Me and my boyfriend love to octopus cuddle
by Yssarg June 18, 2017
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octopus beak

An act in which someone inserts two pistachio shells into their anus, and by clenching their sphincter, pinches an unsuspecting enemy with the pistachio shells poking out from their anus.
Ouch Dale! That Octopus Beak is gonna leave a mark!
by Swampmoose February 14, 2018
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Octopus

Completing the act of having sex eight times in one day
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diving octopus

insert both hand's, crossed over each other, with fingers intercrossed into the vagina.
i enjoyed giving Ashley the diving octopus last week.
by Sean Corcoran... June 24, 2008
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cheese in an octopuss

Jack: A BLEH

Dom: Thats like cheese in an octopuss
by widzer May 15, 2010
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Octopussy

: noun.

1. Having a raunchy orgy with 8 women of aboriginal descent.

2. The vagina or "pussy" of the octopus.
1. Jim: "Kevin you will not believe what I did last night!"
Kevin: "What did you do, Jim? Tell me now! I'm so eager to know."
Jim: "I got some rank octopussy!"
Kevin: "DAMN! Gotta love that octopussy!"

2. Harold: "Look at that octopus! She has a colossal octopussy!"
by EyeEatUOut June 28, 2009
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Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.
Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!
by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011
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