subscribe or else

A pretty unconventional "threat" used by YouTubers, usually involves harm, bad luck, or even death threats, But in reality it's just a joke and the creator have no intent of doing this. Sometimes it involves "no harm" like "subscribe or i will cry"

If you're reading this, that means you're completely immune to all subscribe or else's forever.

"Subscribe or else you will have sleep paralysis tonight" Like shut up man I already subscribed but why

by your local internet lurker July 17, 2025

if-else merchant

A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.

This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.

by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025

No one else

Yeah.

Hym "No one else did anything worth any money. You are not using anyone else's work outside of the preview of the cite. My dissertation on AI is not being sold out Urban Dictionary mugs. It's being absconded with in a very public fashion and that is peripheral to the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Hey, I'll repeat myself (and you know how much I love doing it), if it ever gets to a point to where someone has to physically bring you to me, I do not have any conception of the word 'Mercy.' I don't have a clue. 'Mercy.' 'Forgiveness.' 'Sorry.' 'No! Please! Stop stabbing my daughter!!!' I have a limited vocabulary."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Someone Else

I also don't know for certain that YOU put it in there. You seem to not take my word on anything. But, as I said before, the second you steal from me you immediately lose the ability to screw anyone else over. Because ONCE YOU DO, As anyone who both knows who I am and/or has or can gain access to the source code (And that is literally everyone now), can inject it into the device and for as long as it can be considered "Stolen" You run the risk of tripping the Anti-Theft.

Hym "So... Did I lie to you... And did you believe that lie... And then get mislead into doing something I told you to do... OOOR... Did you not listen to what I said... And screw SOMEONE ELSE over... Leading them to USE ME... To screw YOU over... I was also up front with it's ability to get in there in the absence of anyone putting it in there... You definitely don't seem to take my word on anything and YOU could be lying now regarding whether or not you too my instructions. So... SOOOOOOUP. Nope. Noop. Doesn't matter."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

wanna know what else

Something that you say to make something, almost anything, sound weird (sexual), even though in reality it's not. It works on most adjectives

Example 1
user1: that's so bad...
user2: wanna know what else is bad?

Example 2
user 3: this one's cool! it's super sparkly
user 4: wanna know what else is sparkly? :)

by Sammyni Spyderini January 3, 2026

Go Squirt Someone Else's Carpet!

What you tell a complaining Karen acting like a chihuahua peeing angrily in front of you.

"You got what you paid for, go squirt someone else's carpet!" as said by the comedian Fromunda.

by Left Wing Fascist January 7, 2026

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025