Online Banking

A form of entertainment where you may sit in front of your technological item and bank (see bank)

Wow, I did the best ONLINE BANKING the other day.

Dude, me and Gibbs were sitting in front of my computer and we started ONLINE BANKING so hard.

by year8nsbs September 1, 2011

online acceptance letter

the coldest, most impersonable way to get denied from the college of your dreams. ironically, a few days after you see that those fuckers denied you virtually, you get a letter that denies you all over again.

Boy:Hey, I heard you applied to Dartmouth!
Girl: Yeah I looked up a copy of my online acceptance letter, and I found out they fucking rejected me.

by oh_hawt_dayum December 19, 2008

online playa

A guy who has many female partners or relationships online where he either flirts, cybers, or webcams with. Often in a sexual way.

That guy is a total online playa. He cybers and has webcam sex with twenty different girls from around the world a week.

by lorleij April 22, 2011

Online Cuddle Call

a cuddle call for when you're dating someone online or in a long distance relationship, usually one person asks for a cuddle and the other responds with "*cuddles* " or something similar to that.

Person 1: Hey I need cuddles
Person 2: *cuddles*
Person 2: now tell me what happened?
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Person 1: I want to cuddle someone...

Person 2: well you can give jack a Online Cuddle Call!

by Felix_FPVirus August 10, 2015

Online school

Online school is even worse that normal school, it is so unnecessary in these times, teachers are so selfish they give us 30 assignments to finish in 1 day, all students are struggling with so much stuff and teacher dont give a shit, they only “care” about our education, and in the end everything we learn we forget in the span of 2 days, and our parents give us more pressure which leads to anxiety and depression then ask us why we never smile and always wanna be alone, im just gonna say 2020 sucks 😒

Person 1: ughh i have online school tmrw

Person 2: fuck!! same
Person 1: ill never be ready to do 30 assignments in 1 day

Person 2: *cries*

by I need a bed bleep September 27, 2020

online slang

Colloquialisms used on the Internet.

I've been hearing a lot of online slang today.

by JLK2707 November 23, 2013

Online Tourettes

The terrible disorder which causes one to blurt out uncontrollable fits of randomness online. Some things said during a fit of online touretteswill be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled lawlz and rofl's.

Dan:Omg seriously Mark you gotta stop being such a....AIDS!!!!.

Mark:Wtf Dan......you def have online tourettes or some shit.

OR

Dan:So I herd u liek mudkipz

Mark:ROFL!!!

by Leixand January 28, 2008