Habitually Offended

An individual so desperate for attention that they actively seek out anything they may possibly take offense and claim outrage to, caring nothing for the potential consequences of their actions so long as they gain the attention they feel they deserve for their invented slights and hardship.

Will is so habitually offended that he started trolling internet TV shows just to get his fix.

by T1R3D January 30, 2019

Casually Offensive Meme

A meme account that post some really inoffensive shit that gets uncircumcised niggas hard.

Guy 1: Yo have you ever heard of Casually offensive meme?
Guy 2: MANNN, do you really follow his gayass you fucking virgin.

by Casually Offensive Hater March 31, 2019

Secretary of Offense

The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.

Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"

You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!

by boomsham777 May 12, 2011

no offense

Something someone says right before saying something that may be offensive. as opposed to, say, not saying anything offensive at all.

You are such a completely moronic asshole. No offense

by LordXeras January 7, 2011

offriended

1. The feeling one gets when one does not receive a Facebook friend request from another party with whom they have become friendly.

Infinitive: to offriend

Noun: offriendse

Adjective: offriendsive

Why hasn't Rachel friended me on Facebook yet? I thought we really hit it off at that party the other night. To be honest, I'm really offriended.

Dave friended you but not me? I'm so offriended!

It's just offriendsive that she hasn't friended you yet.

by Sweet Lou the Rhythm Jew October 29, 2009

the tit offensive

Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.

The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".

by Mr. Tinkertrain March 3, 2004

OOFer

A bad player, an OOFer is someone who keeps on dieing. Mostly used in ROBLOX.

Noob: *OOF* *OOF* OOF* OOF*

Pro: Wow, you're such an OOFer!

Noob: *TRIGGERED*

by cheeseballz May 8, 2018