techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow

mark bailey is a techno nonce

by God--- July 21, 2009

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Smelly nonce

A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge

What a smelly nonce he is

by GuessLol August 3, 2018

Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce

Owen Babbington-ellis is such a virgin nonce

by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground

Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce

by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

big nonce

Paedophile

he look it’s jim the local big nonce

by Cocko.. January 2, 2020

word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.

'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'

by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020