nob head

someone who had a peins stuck on thier forehead. therefore he/she has a willy on his head with balls attached and a ball sack. They are therfore known as a dick head which means dilusional and irational

a guy walks into a coffee shop and asks for a a golf club. man what a nob head

by Simon Taylor September 21, 2005

nob sponge

a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.

man i had a nice nob sponge last nite

by branflakes December 20, 2006

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

nob shank

an insult used to people who are a general annoyance

stop stealing my chips you little nob shank

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Nob Guzzler

Someone who sucks penis or penai in an uncivilised manner hence the guzzling.

"Jack stop gluzzling that nob!"

"Smithy you big fat nob guzzler you!"

by Wee Jimmeh April 5, 2005

Nob Goblin

A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts

Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones

by vots69 February 1, 2010

nob bob

The act of bobbing up and down on a man's quivering member to give pleasure. Used widely in fraternities, this term is made to convey the act of fellatio in a respectively crude manner.

She just finishing giving me a nob bob and I think I will take a nap.

by Fna March 19, 2008