A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen,
Keith,
John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild
Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad
texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove,
almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a
bare Nonce hew.”