I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

Needless Markup

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.

I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.

by KChristieH October 10, 2007

we need to talk

I'm leaving you, shmuck.

We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.

by ase September 22, 2003

Needfuls

A group of Indian Technology professionals attempting to make sub-English requests to on-shore technical teams. Derived from the Indian request to "please do the needful", or "kindly do the needful", where "the needful" refers to "the necessary".

The "needfuls" just raped us today on code defects.

by aceandgary November 20, 2009

He need some milk...

Actual definition, When someone is acting psychotic on drugs, milk is sometimes the only known remedy to help them come down. Therefore:

Guy goes crazy after using drugs and hurts himself due to lack of control...."He need some milk..."

by ANTHILL2018 June 4, 2017

Needto breath

The most inspiring badn ever. Their music is filled with lyrics that instantly put you in a good mood. You can't help but smile and/or dance while listening to their music. Especially the song Something Beautiful. Pure heart and soul in that song.

person 1: who sings this song?
person 2: Needto breath

by iamme223 June 21, 2011

we need to talk

Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."

My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.

by trip September 25, 2003