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Nebraska Screwball

pouring a vanilla milkshake over your penis, freezing it using a walk-in freezer to make a solid frozen layer of milkshake on your penis, and proceeding to have sex with a girl, while rotating your entire body around the axis of her vagina.
"Last night, I heard that Steve gave his girlfriend a Nebraska Screwball!"
by definitionman345433 July 13, 2009
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Nebraska Mouthwashing

When you let a bitch break her water while you're eating her out.
Jack- Yo, did Janine make it hospital in time for the delivery?
Advaith- Yeah, but not before a good Nebraska Mouthwashing. I'm still trying to pick the placenta out of my teeth.
by P-nasty the Chuta April 15, 2010
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Negratory

A gathering place of peoples tinted slightly or largely darker than average. Usually made of glass or bars, or at least with a glass ceiling for observing behaviors, taking notes, or simply amusing ones-self. Sometimes similar to or confused with "prison." While visiting the negratory, be advised to wear ear protection, as it's inhabitants appear to lack control over the volume of their incoherent languages.
Person A: Where the hell have you been?
Person B: Oh, I was teasing monkeys with a crack-pipe down at the negratory.

"I don't know what happened, he was here one second, then gone the next, it was like Chitlins in a negratory"

"Professor, look! When we turn the overhead lights off in the negratory, the only way you can tell they're still there is by playing this Bernie Mac CD!"
by Demauray X May 7, 2008
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Nebraska

the place where God himself decided to give the Nebraskans the best sun rises and sets to make up for the crazy-ass weather.
Gotta love Nebraska
by brynwuzheer March 22, 2017
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Bro tried sneaking in Nebraska

Guy:the best states are California,New York, and Nebraska

Other guy: bro tried sneaking in Nebraska
by Aye926 October 12, 2021
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nebraska

Nebraska is the only bisexual state in the United States. It always goes both ways during election time. Nebraska is the only state that allows for a split in the electoral vote. Since 1991, two of Nebraska's five electoral votes are awarded based on the winner of the statewide election while the other three go to the highest vote-getter in each of the state's three congressional districts. This fact was later embraced by Nebraska in a tourism slogan that said, "Nebraska, We Go Both Ways."
Nebraska is bisexual. It goes both ways. It's true, I read that somewhere.
by CambridgeBayWeather November 21, 2006
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Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.
Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...
by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021
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