A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 19, 2022

I went to the bathroom and someone left a huge Nard in there
Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"
Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"
by AussieSlangerMango March 28, 2023

She’s definitely a Nardeli
by Adrianxx1 November 23, 2021

by goldfishasff March 26, 2021

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

A lord whose presence spawns nards on top of a three-dimensional plane with Walterius white's and Sawyer Skibidi's.
I am an acquitted Nard Lord whose godly presence can spawn only what dreams could hold; the wildest of dreams Taylors Version®
by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024

by mr. chilly7 June 15, 2018
