Sympathy Crush

when all you want is a friend but they catch feelings and you feel the need to like them back

"I thought we were friends but then I realized he liked me, he was just so nice so I got a sympathy crush"

by Sympathy August 11, 2015

sympathy fascist

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

by Eric Maan May 05, 2011

Sympathy text

A text designed to gain sympathy from the recipient. Typically sent to everyone in one's contacts, and generally contains unnecessary information about the sender that could have otherwise been left out.

sympathy text:
I'm going to the hospital I'm in a lot of pain I have blood in my urine and I called my doc and they said I either have a kidney or bladder infection, kidney stone, or cyst on my ovary

reply:
TMI!!! Hope you feel better.

by HippieChuck January 19, 2011

Sympathy Digit

The term given to the sneaky fingers that are slipped after you have failed to get your female partner to climax during intercourse.

yeah mate, it'd been like 2 weeks, so i had to slip her the sympathy digit after I had finished

by Satisfaction King May 20, 2011

sympathy sneeze

When someone in a crowded room sneezes, and another person sneezes no more than 5 minutes later. This is the essence of the sympathy sneeze. Also, when a loud, spit-flying sneeze is let off in an extremely quiet room, some caring person may choose to fake a sneeze just as loud in order to minimalize embarassment.

Kid: Did you hear Jill sneeze in the middle of the SAT's?
Other Kid: Yeah, I let off a sympathy sneeze, just to be nice.

by Annabelle ;) February 07, 2007

Sympathy Boner

When you feel bad for her , but she rockin' them jeans.

Man, that sucks she lost her job, but damn! Her ass giving me a sympathy boner.

by !nsert pseudonym here February 21, 2016

sympathy boner

When one guy sees another walking down the street w/ an ill concealed boner, the following ?????? steps occur:
1. Guy 1 sees the unfortunate boner
2. Guy 1 thinks about why Guy 2 might have this boner
3. Guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. Guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. Wham-o, sympathy boner.

Guy 2: *boner*
Guy 1: Aww that sucks *sympathy boner*

by ThatsOneL November 26, 2009