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cis my ass

A famous retort by Immanuel Kant after being heckled during the biannual White Guy Standup Comedy Tour by a group of gender fluidians.
by Devbrook January 26, 2020
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colonize my ass

Cumming inside someone's ass
Look at that hot guy over there. He can colonize my ass
by aussyj August 16, 2017
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2020 my ass

Something your partner says when he/she wants you to fuck them really hard from the ass and when you hear it you gain enough power to do what you were told to do no matter how bad your day was(something like the 2020my ass).
Man comes back home from 8 hours of work exhausted and sees his partner waiting for him on the bed.
His partner:"Hey babe, I want you to 2020 my ass"
Husband suddenly becomes as happy as a kid that is given ice cream and gains the energy to accomplish his mission
by Geothegreat June 6, 2020
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honeyglaze my ass

honey glazing a ass is when u are having sex and u proceed to bust a nut and as u are doing so u rub the nut or her ass

aka honeyglazing it
babe honeyglaze my ass right now...
by julysoja May 26, 2018
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drag my ass

doing something without enthusiasm, or against one's wishes
I hate my job, I just drag my ass aroung all day. or drag your ass, drags her ass
by rgebishop August 18, 2006
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Hold My Ass

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.
Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."

Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"
by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010
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wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018
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