(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.
A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.
by The Working Dead October 8, 2016
by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 8, 2020
by jaydawgggOG April 26, 2023
Doesn't exist
by The keckler 2 owo March 19, 2023
by Redneckology May 9, 2021
‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement
by penis envy November 22, 2021