Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.

A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

organized mumbling

When you mumble in an organized mannor

*trys to rap but just mumbles*
Dude that just sounds like organized mumbling

by Daddylooo June 4, 2018

asthmatic mumble

‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement

Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber

by penis envy November 22, 2021

Mumble text

A text message that is wrought with grammatical inaccuracies.

Mumble Text- "Mumbs u mudda bee legit edjumacator, took exact tutelage..."

by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 8, 2020

many mumbling mice

Many mumbling mice, are making magic music in the moonlight, mighty mice

You sing it..

Many mumbling miceee.... Are making magic in the moonlightt..... Mighty micee....

Then you go up a half step in pitch

by TaylorlynnedonaldsonorTayTay<3 December 25, 2024

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021

Mumble Artist

Someone who speaks in different variations of Mumble.

Yesterday Gary mumbled something to me that was beyond comprehension. He used at least three different variations of stutter and mixed in a little grumbling as well. He definitely had his Mumble Artist going.

by Mumble on over here March 25, 2011