suicide message

when you don't want to talk to someone you send them a suicide message like cool or okay or a one word response that doesn't have an answer

she suicide messaged me.

by mynameis........ September 28, 2009

Bass massage

When the bass from your sub is so hard that you are getting a massage from it.

I put on dat Gucci and turned dat shit up all da way and dropped out while i got my bass massage.

Turn up da bass i need to relax with a nice bass massage.

by Adioham February 26, 2010

Brief Message

Noun. An attack of the male reproductive organs, which are most often found within his briefs. Usually best delivered in a quick and surprising fashion. A form of payback, retribution or a desperate act of self-defense.

This mugger tried to take my purse today, but I just gave him a brief message and he left me alone.

by Godfree00000001 October 3, 2010

buttular massage

to have ones butthole massaged using fingers with little to no penetration.

I had myself a grade "a" buttular massage.

Brad says to Angelina " Baby I'm craving a buttular massage"
Angelina says "call George!"

by maestra November 15, 2012

Noel Massam

A very very small child with a delightful forehead

Noel Massam - Big forehead small height

by WannabeStephenTries69 October 19, 2019

The Unicycle Massacre of 1993

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!

Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!

by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009

important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.

Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!

by Celifrog August 5, 2015