monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

by eddie April 20, 2004

Mockintosh

Noun, adjective. Any item of reproduction furniture or tourist souvenir which is made in the STYLE of the designer Charles Rennie MacKintosh but is just a cheap rip-off of the great man's work. Edinburgh gift shops are full of this rubbish, always cheaply made and ill-proportioned.
Helpfully contains the words 'mock' (mimic) and 'tosh' (nonsense).

'I love those dining chairs with the grid of squares in the very high back.'
'Don't go there, dear. They're mockintosh. Made in Luton from stacking palettes.'

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

cunt masking

the act of a woman sitting on your face

Guy: Damn bitch I almost suffocated last night during that cunt masking

Girl: I told you two taps on my ass if you wanted to stop

Guy: Don't worry, I'll use a snorkel next time

by Casey T. DJ homie dangerous November 8, 2007

morking

Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!

I was Morking that Girl Last night

I morked that Girl last night

by Spum August 24, 2006

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

Elon Musking

The act of heating up your nail or bucket with the torch on full blast, similar to the rockets Elon is testing.

Stoner1: yooo brooo what are you doing to that nail thats excessive???
Stoner2: I'm Elon Musking it bro how else am I going to get to mars???

by PooPooPeePee420 April 17, 2019

Maskin

Maskin is a term that can have several different definitions from describing someone that is unattractive or a person is acting a way that is two faced.

1. A person is so ugly, they need to put a mask on to cover their face.
2. A person is being fake or two faced

1. You see Rachel’s new nose job damn she’s maskin.

2. Taylor’s maskin she said that she broke up with Mike but I saw them dancing at the bar last night.

by TMI K and R May 26, 2020