When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'
Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
by MRFEZ August 07, 2019
by Kcsama February 25, 2024
Definition: The process of recognizing, emphasizing, or confronting human mortality and the limits of life. It is frequently used in discussions about existential awareness, personal reflection, or the inevitability of death.
Pronunciation: /ˌmɔrˈtælɪˈzeɪʃən/ ("mor-tal-ih-ZAY-shun")
Significance:
• It can refer to the act of creating something mortal, adducing attention to the temporary or finite nature of existence.
• It is used in philosophical, literary, or personal contexts to describe the acceptance of mortality or the journey of confronting life's impermanence.
• It may also imply a process of "humanizing" a concept by recognizing its limitations or inherent termination.
Singular noun: mortalization
Plural noun: mortalizations
Adjective: mortal
Adverb: mortally
Past verb: mortalized
Present verb: mortalize, mortalizes
Pronunciation: /ˌmɔrˈtælɪˈzeɪʃən/ ("mor-tal-ih-ZAY-shun")
Significance:
• It can refer to the act of creating something mortal, adducing attention to the temporary or finite nature of existence.
• It is used in philosophical, literary, or personal contexts to describe the acceptance of mortality or the journey of confronting life's impermanence.
• It may also imply a process of "humanizing" a concept by recognizing its limitations or inherent termination.
Singular noun: mortalization
Plural noun: mortalizations
Adjective: mortal
Adverb: mortally
Past verb: mortalized
Present verb: mortalize, mortalizes
Examples:
• "The novel treats amply with themes of mortalization, urging readers to reflect on life's brevity."
• "Her experiences mortalized her viewpoint, making her more present in every moment."
• "The film's message centers on the mortalization of heroes, displaying that even the strongest are not invincible."
• "The novel treats amply with themes of mortalization, urging readers to reflect on life's brevity."
• "Her experiences mortalized her viewpoint, making her more present in every moment."
• "The film's message centers on the mortalization of heroes, displaying that even the strongest are not invincible."
by Dmitrio October 29, 2024
by Simon15 January 26, 2021
if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.
by Solid Mantis December 04, 2020