Ldol mortality

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Ldol Mortality is shit, NO Ldol MORTALITY IS FUCKING DOPE!

by Urmommma1 March 14, 2018

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Mortal Jeopardy

Extreme exposure to danger or risk, to a degree so serious that it would pronounce your certain doom, mortal peril.

The country seems to be in mortal jeopardy because of its unscrupulous and corrupt leader.

by Info2go August 30, 2025

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When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

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mortal kombat boots

A slang term, for Government issue boots or combat boots.

The nigga wearing mortal kombat boots, he gonna kick in your door!

by Kcsama February 24, 2024

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Mortal

a well known ex-satanic extortionist from 646 often found hanging out with gores and heaven along with souls he originates from xbox com in 2019 and has since left com but will still bitch you if you false claim if you spot him report him to authorities immediately

"Mortal is good at doxxing"
"leave gc guys its Mortal"
"Mortal is the best ex-com kid known to man"

by ihyoxi on tt January 24, 2025

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