When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).
I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,
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To have the ability to make a girl love you.
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Des Moines, Iowa: referring to the fact that there's not many things to do in dsm... except for, of course, when it's caucus time.
A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.
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First baseman on the Minnesota Twins, wears number 33.
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