Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Moof

Combination of the words "mood" and "oof".

When you can relate, but it's really not a good thing

Person A: "i forgot my key at home again"
Person B: "Moof"

by LucianoLetsLose March 13, 2022

Moofing

When you pay for one movie at a theatre but walk out watching two or more movies. Moofing is when theifing a movie at a movie theatre.

Mike and Jessica were caught moofing at a movie theatre.

by mihirchronicles August 28, 2016

Moof

Combination of oof and mood

When someone embarrasses themself, but you relate.

"I spilled water all over myself."

"Moof."

by Peachwater04 May 23, 2018

Moof

The process of existing only to realize life is more or less meaningless and wasting time playing video games and going on the internet

I plan on just moofing today.
I want to moof.
The moof process has begun.

by Dragon wolf and fandoms November 7, 2021

Moof(y)

moof(y) (noun/adjective) is a word used to describe someone who thinks they are unlike other girls because of their music taste, mental state or their style. It could also be used to describe something that is strange or unusual.

"You're such a moof(y) Lilly!"

"No I am not, but your music taste is sooo moofy!"

by daddyshrimpboi March 31, 2020

moof

mood and mood af put together, basically a super mood, making an aesthetic

"I just stubbed my toe and it burns"
"moof"

by I HATE MY LIFE. KILL ME. May 5, 2020