The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
Get the Alan Zetina Montes De ocamug. Mont is the best guy you would ever meet he doesn't even need a definition in thes sorry ass dictionary hes just that guy
by idekigio November 21, 2021
Get the montmug. Pretty Big Mountain In eastern townships, qc. close to the us border. almost every single worker is a pothead but the skiing conditions are amazing. If you can get weed before you go skiing, you can be sure a worker has an extra gram or 5
Ned: i wanted to go boarding at Mont Sutton but i got no weed left" he says.
Garry: Dont Worry we can buy some from the workers the have more then enough.
Garry: Dont Worry we can buy some from the workers the have more then enough.
by LoveMasta January 14, 2011
Get the Mont Suttonmug. Small little town known as the town that you miss if you blink. The legend has it that if you roll your window down and take a wif of the smell you might fall in love. Has the baddest bitches so don't mess around
by EsaDee February 20, 2021
Get the Monte Altomug. by mattbrow97 June 7, 2016
Get the The Montmug. The 'Mont is a great place to vibe, enjoy the warm embrace of a lack of AC, or throw darts at a magnetic dart board. It is also an undergrad dorm building at CU.
Hey guys, wanna jet and hit the 'Mont? Its pretty hot because there's no AC, but as an art history major, my expected earnings are too low to afford AC anyway!
by danstanton September 10, 2022
Get the the 'Montmug. monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!
*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*
old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!
*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*
old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!
*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*
by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018
Get the montemug.