Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
Get the Shitting like a mongoose mug.Mongosexual: (adj.) Ones self-realization that their confused state of sexual identity is a result of FB and a 1960s television series containing 7 very different people stranded on an island.
Due to an odd situation, I had to admit my inability to have a relationship outside of FB, coupled with my addiction to a certain 1960s television series, leading me down a path of attempting some mongosexual behavior.
Lyrics by Just Frank 2012:
<Verse 1>
Well it occurred ta me - Juss laz nite
Everybody out there - Always wantin’ ta be right
They wanna tell me bout da way - Dey usin’ Dey junk
But it don’t confront me - How you leavin’ yo spunk
So I went to my girl - Cuz she up on what’s down
I told her that I’m steppin’ off - But feelin’ like a clown
As everybody on da FB - Got a label but me
Wontcha hep a brotha out, now - And tells me what to be?
She say Daddy you alright - But ya gettin’ kinda old
Like a stale piece of white bread - Wit a little bit o’ mold
If you wanna get real - And join the human race
You must look in the mirror - And see yo’ face
<Chorus>
And know you MONGOSEXUAL - I say you MONGOSEXUAL
Not tryin’ to disrespect ya - Cuz I knows you got some taste
But everbody all around you - Just a wantin’ dey space
When you MONGOSEXUAL!
<Verse 2 & 3 Won't Fit!!!>
Lyrics by Just Frank 2012:
<Verse 1>
Well it occurred ta me - Juss laz nite
Everybody out there - Always wantin’ ta be right
They wanna tell me bout da way - Dey usin’ Dey junk
But it don’t confront me - How you leavin’ yo spunk
So I went to my girl - Cuz she up on what’s down
I told her that I’m steppin’ off - But feelin’ like a clown
As everybody on da FB - Got a label but me
Wontcha hep a brotha out, now - And tells me what to be?
She say Daddy you alright - But ya gettin’ kinda old
Like a stale piece of white bread - Wit a little bit o’ mold
If you wanna get real - And join the human race
You must look in the mirror - And see yo’ face
<Chorus>
And know you MONGOSEXUAL - I say you MONGOSEXUAL
Not tryin’ to disrespect ya - Cuz I knows you got some taste
But everbody all around you - Just a wantin’ dey space
When you MONGOSEXUAL!
<Verse 2 & 3 Won't Fit!!!>
by Just Frank November 23, 2013
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by addtor October 2, 2017
Get the Mangnosed mug.Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.
Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.
Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.
Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018
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A sexual orientation in which an individual’s sexual attraction mechanism functions similar to a light switch; they can be sexually attracted to many people, but once they form a strong romantic emotional bond with another individual, their attraction switch gets “flipped” and they can then only be sexually attracted to their romantic partner. This can function to the extent that they can’t even fantasize or have sexual dreams featuring anyone other than their partner.
Monogosexual individuals can be any gender or gender sexuality (heterosexual, heteroflexible, homosexual, bisexual, pan sexual, etc). The defining characteristic is that once they form a pair bond, they lose their ability to find anyone else sexually attractive.
Monogosexual individuals can be any gender or gender sexuality (heterosexual, heteroflexible, homosexual, bisexual, pan sexual, etc). The defining characteristic is that once they form a pair bond, they lose their ability to find anyone else sexually attractive.
by WoodsWytch January 30, 2021
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