Devil's Moustache

Slang for the hair that grow's in a persons butt crack - specifically around the anus

He bent over, opened his legs and all i could see was a big, thick black devil's moustache

by shite_hawk November 3, 2010

Moustache Whiplash

1. When you are giving a girl head and she is sitting on your face with your head between here legs and she suddenly orgasims causing you to get whiplash.

2. Alternative Punk Rock band from Outer Banks North Carolina.

3. Kissing someone with a moustache leaving your face sore.

4. The feeling of always being at the mercy of a Police Officers.

Friend: Man dude, your mom really gave me a bad case of Moustache Whiplash last night.

by Moustacheman October 5, 2009

moustachey blowy

A blowjob given by a man (or woman) who has a large enough moustache that it tickles the neither regions.

Used in the hypothetical questioning of a mans sexuality to confirm or deny if he would enjoy oral sex from a man.

Combined with one or more pairs of boobs on the side, it becomes a "Magnum Baywatch"

What if you were getting a blowy from a dude. Could you deal with that? What if the dude had a moustache though. What if it was a real moustachey blowy?

by buzzgonewrong May 14, 2011

Pants Moustache

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.

You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.

by Anja_Antares November 12, 2010

Kaito Momota

The best danganronpa v3 charachter helping shuichi up until the ch5 trial (where he dies)

What do you ship with maki?
Kaito Momota, of course. maki always had feelings anyways

by Dangitronpit October 15, 2019

monstagata

A policeman, a cop

Wow, a lot of monstagatas are here.

by doowleseulb August 18, 2009

moustachitude

the uncanny, cocky attitude accompanying any person powerful enough to grow a mustache. My cause sudden bouts of rage, extreme power lifting, and verbal Judo.

Ever since he grew that upper-lip hair, his moustachitude has made him a real dick!!

by B-Rad Swizzle Sticks April 8, 2010