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The Phone Moan

while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."
"someone phone moaned me the other day and it was AWKWARD."

"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."
by RainbowAJ January 23, 2012
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Moan

Sound that females create when they are alone having fun in a room
*whilst playing an online game*
Catherine: "Please stop stop stop stop Nooooooo"
Antoniete: "Ahahahaha They got you cat

Robert: "Will you two stop moaning and get a room. Sheesh"
by Contrary to what you said February 7, 2019
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Million Moan March

Having many tabs of porn playing simultaneously, causing the moans stacking on top of each other

Play of words on Million Mom March
My roommate complained because of the volume of my million moan march
by SexualInnuendo January 22, 2014
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Hand Moan

The act of using sign language to voice feelings of pleasure. Commonly used by deaf individuals to show their pleasure when engaging in sexual activities.
Dean: "Bro I heard you banged Clara last night. She's deaf right?"
Carson: "Yeah dude, she is"
Dean: "Does she hand moan?"
Carson: "Oh yeah! I had her hand moaning like she was doing speed origami"
by Ploozy October 16, 2021
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MOHAA

A 1st person shooter which requires more skill to play than any other FPS.

For one, the crosshair is static and does not open, even when you run or shoot. Therefore, players are capable of aiming/shooting while falling from a ledge and leaning simultaneously, and still hit a player with a single shot on the other side of the map. Games in which the crosshair opens usually requires players to stop before aiming or shooting. If a person did this while playing MOHAA, they would be branded a noob and laughed out of the server.

Second, the so-called "bunny hop" which has plagued other games such as CS is nonexistant in MOHAA. When a player jumps, there is a moment when their body is suspended in air, even if it may be a tenth of a second. During this time, that player becomes an easy target for his opponents.

Third, since there is no "bunny hop" in MOHAA, there is "dancing". THIS, however, actually takes *skill*, unlike bunny-hopping in which a player only needs to repeatedly tap the space bar. It involves leaning (by default the C and Z keys) while running and moving the mouse continually in different directions to avoid keeping your head or upper body in one place. However, simply hitting all the buttons on your keyboard won't save your sorry ass. In match or scrimmage situations, this type of shit does not fly. It is mostly used in sniper only servers where the players suck too much to make a kill with their first shot.

Similarly, there is the ability to lean either left or right. This can be done while running, and any half decent player is ALWAYS leaning while running. The reason is so that when an opponent comes out from a doorway or hall, by leaning your upperbody you can shoot at them before they can see your entire body, therefore making you less likely to be hit.

Finally, the physics of the grenades (or nades for short) are fantastic. Although the nades bounce off walls like a rubber ball would, players of this game can toss a grenade, knowing it will bounce off a wall, then another wall, off a door, down a short flight of stairs and then into a room and immediately explode. This game is one of the few with any good "nade tricks". This simply involves knowing where to place your body, aim your mouse, then let go of your grenade and know the precise location where your grenade will explode. An absolute necessity for any match.

And to the moron who posted something about ISS and 6s. being the best clans in MOHAA, you are truely an asshat. Maybe you should take 5 seconds and go look up the top 3 clans on any respectable ladder such as (formerly) OGL or TWL. Now THOSE are the best clans.
My MOHAA clan ownt your MOHAA clan.
by Not A Noob September 17, 2008
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moan

a noise that people make during sex. its usually the girl screaming OH OH OH and the guy making a deep moaning noise.
boy: moans deeply
girl: screams OU OU OU
by Mariah343 September 6, 2008
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Moan

A noise often made by a woman during sex because of pleasure.
James: Did you really bang Hope last night?
Tom: I fucked Hope so hard, you should have heard her moan.
James: How loud was she?
Tom: So loud her mom came to investigate and I ended up fucking her mom too.
by Littlefrog December 20, 2012
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