This game is for several types of people:
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models
2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"
Online play includes the following types of people:
1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.
2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.
3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models
2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"
Online play includes the following types of people:
1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.
2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.
3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2
Pwner: You aren't playing!
Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)
Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
Pwner: You aren't playing!
Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)
Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
by NoobPwner1234xxxxxx March 6, 2010
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Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010
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when one nuzzles their face into their lovers breasts passionately while making noises resembling a motorboat
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1. A relationship structure where the one male (leader) maintains emotional and sexual relationship with multiple (fully aware and consenting) females, who are also in an emotional and sexual relationship with each other.
2. A Haremship.
3. A form of polygyny coined by author and philosopher Dillon Penn.
4. The safest way (In terms of socially, legally, and one's legacy) for humans to implement polygyny.
1. A relationship structure where the one male (leader) maintains emotional and sexual relationship with multiple (fully aware and consenting) females, who are also in an emotional and sexual relationship with each other.
2. A Haremship.
3. A form of polygyny coined by author and philosopher Dillon Penn.
4. The safest way (In terms of socially, legally, and one's legacy) for humans to implement polygyny.
by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 24, 2017
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40 hours later: *smashes keyboard* I swear these moderators are animals behind computers
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