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Midwesterners

People from the midwest. Incorrectly stereotyped as:
Racist
Hicks
Conservative (in actuality, the midwest is very balanced between liberal and conservative)
Stupid (Some of the best public education in the nation is in the midwest)

Correctly stereotyped as:
Friendly
Trusting
Honest
Hard-working

These people are some of the nicest you'll find anywhere. They aren't as interested in materialism and greed as others in America. Very good work ethic.
East Coaster: You midwesterners are stupid hicks, fuck-bag.
Midwesterner: I'm sorry you think that. Would you like to come in for some dinner?
East Coaster: I feel really guilty for being so mean and making such horrible generalizations about such a nice person.
by The Truth-man November 8, 2007
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midwest

kansas city, st louis, chicago, detroit, indianapolis, minneapolis, milwaukee, omaha, wichita
i'm from the midwest
by damon February 3, 2005
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McDowell

1. A Black McDonald's especially in the hood.
2. A slang term for McDonald's came from the movie "Coming to America."
I'm finna go to McDowell's and get me some of them double cheeseburgers. You wanyt something back?
by anti-matter May 29, 2007
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The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.
The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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A dead hooker rapped up in a jizz encrusted carpet and taped up.
through her in the woods after giving her and midtown burrito with extra sour cream
by Bheck70 July 15, 2011
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Midwest Layaway

When you take a dump on the floor in front of the layaway counter at Kmart.
Only two more Midwest Layaway deposits, and that VHS Box set of Full House Season 3 is totally mine.
by dinkle donkle September 18, 2011
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Midgwrestology

I have a masters degree in Midgwrestology.
by short people April 28, 2013
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