when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.
ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!
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Person 1 - 'Hey, Claire Forbes is quite tidy?'
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Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."
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Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."
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