Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area

Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown

by Baby giant June 22, 2023

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middletimers

When someone between the ages of 25-39 have a loss of memory after paying close attention to detail. It also means forgetting important information like their name that may takev19 seconds to remember.

I forgot the year my children were born, I must have middletimers.

by N'MOSHAE October 10, 2015

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middlebun

The most badass mother fucker ever of all time you can't compare he wins everything king of kings when with his homies

Hey middlebun what's up

by BDKBATMAN June 2, 2017

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MIddlelaner

A person who drives in the middle lane because they are afraid of the people merging in the slow lane and are afraid of driving in the fast lane. Probably shouldn’t even be on the interstate to begin with.

That middlelaner is afraid of everything on the road.

by sherman40336 July 15, 2019

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Middlemanic

When the normal business of being a middleman gets unnecessarily complicated or convoluted, usually caused by the erratic behavior of one or more parties.

With the cops being involved and Tony having a breakdown the night before, Jake's normal middleman routine had become middlemanic to say the least.

by whaWHApopPOP October 12, 2020

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