Mickey Mouse

To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.

Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?

by Damn Proud to be an American March 22, 2003

mickeymouse balls

Verry small balls that havent dropped yet.

1.
"aye bro ur voice is high as fuck, you must have mickeymouse balls".
2.
"I couldnt suck his dick because he had mickeymouse balls."

3.
"He could barely nut with those mickeymouse balls".

by Founderofwords November 3, 2018

mickey mous

dude, you can't spell Mickey Mouse??

person456364346746535:i like mickey mous
person9:dude its Mickey Mouse not mickey mous...

by this is now my name May 15, 2020

meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 18, 2006

Spooge-Mickey

When a male places his testicles atop his partners head making it look like they have mickey mouse ears

"Babe come here and let me give you a Spooge-Mickey"

by Daniel Liketofuck April 8, 2015

minket

sweet and lovely little girl

hello my little minket you are lovely.

by banj jackson December 17, 2007

McD's (pronounced Mickey D's)

short for McDonald's

I'm starving! Pull into McD's (pronounced Mickey D's) sose I can get a burger and fries!

by petermante September 13, 2011