Mewing

A British slang term for jerking off.

"What are you doing bro?!"

"I'm mewing!"

by AxtralOnYT March 26, 2024

King of MeWe

A pathetic person who gives themselves a self proclaimed title on a website full of idiots. They are very sad and pathetic person for doing so.

Person 1: Did you hear that Bob said he is the King of MeWe?
Person 2: That guy is so sad.

by ButtManReturnofTheButt October 12, 2020

Mewing

Mewing is a type of jaw exercise where it makes your jawline more sharp. People get their finger and slide down there jaw.

Waves finger and shushes person slides their finger down across their jaw. This is a wayh of how people do mewing.

by Your definitely average perso May 21, 2024

Mew

A pokemon thats the cutest

furry: mew
uhhharry: ah yeah i love pokemon

by uwx December 3, 2018

Mew

An awesome And nice Pokémon

Your so nice your a mew

by Fij 23 May 20, 2020

Mew

Slang for male genitalia or penis a.k.a. phallus.

He slowly stroked his mew.

She looked down and grabbed his mew.

I said, “Quit touching your mew!”

by genieNbottle June 7, 2024

Ms. Mewing

That one teacher of yours who radiates triumph after winning a small argument with one of her students. Also has a SHARP-ASS jawline. Probably thinks mewing actually works. Typically young, but looks a century older.

Student: Ms. Mewing you didn't give us homework...
Ms. Mewing: Stop it Jimmy... *mews*

by lappychocolatier April 13, 2024