Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.

guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

by dfghjks July 28, 2009

S.W.A.G Method

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.

Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".

by ChadSonZor December 14, 2009

Thayer Persuasion Method

A method of persuasion where in an effort to persuade their friends to do something, one repeats their friends name, until the friend gives in a agrees.

Brant: Hey Garth are you going to Panda Express for lunch?
Garth: um.....
Brant: Garth
(waits a second) Garth
(waits another second)Garth
(waits yet another second) Garth...
Garth: Ok, I will go
Brant: YES!! The Thayer Persuasion Method works again!

by Garth Tingey October 24, 2007

Super Baby Method

A type of process, often involving the field of genetics & thus cloning, used to create powerful human beings.

According to Liquid Snake, the Super Baby Method goes like this:
They fertilize an egg from one of someone's cell, and then let it divide into whatever amount of babies they want. And then, the eggs are transplanted into someone's uterus. Thus the babies are twins, but the fetal growth is strong...however, fetal growth is stronger if a certain number of babies are aborted.

"The Super Baby Method sounds immoral, but at the same time, it would create extremely powerful manpower."
-me

"You and I were originally octuplets."
-Liquid Snake, talking to Solid Snake about how they were "created"; MGS

by Dave April 2, 2004

scoop method

From pot culture; the practice of pre-cleaning a bag of marijuana so that it can quickly and easily be "scooped" into a bowl for quick tokes.

"Dude, it's gonna be dark at the party so let's use the scoop method tonight."

by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006

Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely

Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.

by Methodology1 January 27, 2010

trucker method

When engaged in sex doggy style, at the moment of ejaculation, you back up and unload.

"I didn't have a condom, so I had to use the trucker method on her."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003