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Parosvári Méter

A unique unit of measurement. It can only be used to measure your Penis.
Damn! I forgot how long my peen is, let me get my Parosvári Méter!
by mpfelisten December 3, 2021
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awk-o-meter

A device used to measure awkwardness. It never lies and can be very useful in helping you to avoid awkward situations before they can arise.
"Woah wait. I'm not opening that door. My awk-o-meter readings are through the roof."
by INdrrrianaBonez December 26, 2009
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Blog-Rating-Meter

Blog-Rating-Meter guide.

Truth-O-Meter =
Fact-O-Meter=
Fraud-O-Meter =
Deceive-O-Meter=
Informed-O-Meter=
Intellect-O-Meter=
Assume-O-Meter=
Over-All-Meter=
Detail-O-Meter=
OnTopic-O-Meter=

Meter Scale

0 = Non-Existent
10 = Maximum Level
BS = Beyond Scale
by Blog-Rating-Meter November 7, 2016
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joss-o-meter

The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.

There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:

classendary - for the most amazing events

bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age

classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"

legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with

average - that which is not worth rating

crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par

a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
Example

"Wow, I would rate that party last night as classic on the joss-o-meter."
by Jermain Jerome October 2, 2006
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Swamp Ass Meter

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
by pronomore July 30, 2009
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jam-o-meter

A fictional device that actually measures how jammed up someone is. The jam-o-meter is on a scale from 1 to 11.
Keith sure appears fired up today. I bet he's at least an 8 on the jam-o-meter.
by Nexter Level April 22, 2009
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e meter

a trick employed by scientologists to try to scam you into taking their 'therapy' sessions at $400 a pop. here is a guide. beware:

1. First a scientologist will approach you, offering you a free stress test. you will know they are a scientologist, as they will have the staring, unblinking 'crazy eyes'. they will be very reluctant to take no for an answer.

2. if you do go with them, they will hook you up to an 'e meter'. they will ask you to think of some deeply troubling experience, and when the meter moves slightly, they will present this as evidence you need therapy.

3. you will end up paying $400 a session to have whats troubling you 'audited' (cleared) from your mind. but get this: whats troubling you is, apparently, the souls of murdered aliens (thetans) in your head. betcha didn't see that one coming eh?
i'm sick of these scientologists trying to jack my nads with their e meters
by me old fruity June 19, 2006
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