What you are left with after shitting your pants while clothed, with no restroom or relief in sight.
Glenny: "Dude, do you smell that ransid stench"
Crane: "Yeah, that F-Tard's gravy butt is wreaking up this whole elevator"
Glenny: "No shit, you can even see the skid stain"
Crane: "Yeah, that F-Tard's gravy butt is wreaking up this whole elevator"
Glenny: "No shit, you can even see the skid stain"
by pronomore July 30, 2009
A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.
The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"
Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."
Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."
Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
by pronomore July 30, 2009