Definitions by pronomore
Swamp Ass Meter
A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.
The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"
Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."
Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."
Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
Swamp Ass Meter by pronomore July 30, 2009
Gravy Butt
What you are left with after shitting your pants while clothed, with no restroom or relief in sight.
Glenny: "Dude, do you smell that ransid stench"
Crane: "Yeah, that F-Tard's gravy butt is wreaking up this whole elevator"
Glenny: "No shit, you can even see the skid stain"
Crane: "Yeah, that F-Tard's gravy butt is wreaking up this whole elevator"
Glenny: "No shit, you can even see the skid stain"
Gravy Butt by pronomore July 30, 2009