When you call somebody, and their answering machine comes on. However, you think the person picked up the phone so you start talking and telling whatever the reason is your calling. Seconds later you realize the other person is talking too and you just heard a beep, but you've already talked half the tape full and you screw up the other half by trying to explain what happened...
Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.
Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.
Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...
by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007
Get the a fools message mug.A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.
Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.
Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.
Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.
Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.
*beep*
Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*
Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.
*beep*
Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*
by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005
Get the dead message mug."It is commonly accepted that Jesus spent the first years of his life working alongside his father as a carpenter's apprentice. However, this is untrue. He was attending school for the study of messiatry."
by mitch c November 22, 2005
Get the Messiatry mug.A nasty, malicious and/or subtly unnerving text sent from someone (usually a current or ex-girlfriend) designed to get inside the recipient's head and ruin their day/night.
A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.
A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.
"yeah dude let's fuckin' party!"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"
by Nick Beam May 9, 2008
Get the hex message mug.After ignoring a facebook message/text from a playa tryin' to "get with you", they proceed to send a second (or even THIRD) message.
Which you again ignore.
Which you again ignore.
Playa:"lets hang out"
*ignore*
Playa:"whats your number?"
*ignore*
Playa:"we need to chill"
*ignore*
this ^ is a double message.
*ignore*
Playa:"whats your number?"
*ignore*
Playa:"we need to chill"
*ignore*
this ^ is a double message.
by Playahata696969 January 24, 2011
Get the double message mug.A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.
Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!
Allah Akpost!
Allah Akpost!
by Wadatah November 9, 2008
Get the Message Board Terrorist mug.The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.
Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!
by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010
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