toolbox meeting

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.

Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.

by ellieamee November 5, 2019

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

by wacokid September 26, 2010

menage a meeting

Meeting with three parties of differing opinions, Hopefully pleasant and not contentious,

I have an onsite "menage a meeting" with the SC-Public Utility and the City of Lethargy and I hope everyone decides to play nice.

by oceanswimmer January 13, 2011

Stand up meeting

A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.

Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.

"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."

by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017

memefying

to make someone a meme; to make someone feel like a meme

She is good at making people feel like memes, she is good at memefying.

by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 September 7, 2017

CDM: Closed Door Meeting

When your boss whats to hear himself talk so he calls you into his office and tells you to close the door.

Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.

by T-Nutz 007 November 2, 2008

meeting

a meeting of any anonymous fellowship like a.a or n.a

addict 1: you goin to the 830 meeting tonight
addict 2: ya man
addict 1: see ya there

by im joseph, im an addict LOL July 31, 2006