Harry Maguire 

The definition of a Goat

truly the best football player of all time

person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"

Harry Maguire by AndrewTate Love child/husband January 3, 2023

Harry Maguire 

worst defender in foot ball of all times , Harry maguire is always a joker . He is some one who cannot even tackle the ball from a 6 year old and can score own goals from any angles . Despite that , he still thinks of himself of a god of defence . Harry Maguire is in love with prisons of greece after he was jailed there

Harry maguire : I can tackle the ball from anyone

next match...
He loses the ball to everyone

Harry Maguire by 1234567878900chdjswx February 18, 2023

harry maguire 

a retard that defames manchester united by scoring own goals and overall he plays like his brain is missing

if harry maguire played during the sir alex era, his contract would've been terminated mid season

harry maguire by ih8footy June 16, 2023

King Chris Maguire 

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

King Chris Maguire by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

McGuinea 

A McGuinea is a cross between being Irish and a guinea. Not to be taken as a completent becasue who would want to be Italian. I mean come on forget about it.

To drunk for his own good an irishmen boned a guinea and 9 months later a McGuinea poped out.

McGuinea by Smokin mad newports January 6, 2010

squirt mcguirt 

a man who's wang gets hugified by seeing men wrestle .

Mike Leonhardt is one squirt mcguirt

squirt mcguirt by jason fleischauser December 2, 2003

Will McGuiness 

A fabulous human that has a Facebook page that makes everyone laugh

'Omg did you see the new Will McGuiness video?'
'YES IT MADE MY LIFE!'

Will McGuiness by Jodie_ratboy August 31, 2013