Metrosexual

When a straight male with liberal political views shakes his ass on dudes in the club, but leaves with his girl the same night.

Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.

Randy was throwing it back on Leonard at the rockin’ club for almost 4 straight hours until Leonard’s pants had a sweat stain in between both pockets. However Randy still left with his main chick Hilda, but Leonard spent the night after having too many cosmos & glasses of wine. Randy is very much so Metrosexual.

by Pullinhoez October 6, 2020

Matryoshka

Changbin’s iconic line while he was rapping

“ hey do you like changbin?”

“Yah obviously MATRYOSHKA!”

by 행복한 햇살 April 9, 2021

Matroom 13

A code word gay men use when they want to meet up to grope and fondle one another pretending to practice jujitsu

Bob: Has anyone seen Derek, Steve, Scott and Colby?

Julie: Yeah, they went to Matroom 13 to roll.

Bob: Oh for fuck sake!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

ramen metros

college-educated but still lower income earning urbanites. ramen of course refers to Ramen noodles that people of this type are likely to still be buying.

This bar is all Ramen metros, mayn. Let's roll.

by Ashley8484 January 8, 2009

Psuedo-Metrosexual

A closeted homosexual male who claims to be a metrosexual to try to make others less suspicious of their sexuality.Psuedo-Metrosexuals are always fairly feminine, but not always to the point where it's extreme but enough where if they came out it wouldn't really be surprizing.

Note: not all Metrosexuals are secretly gay.

Dave was scared people will suspect him of being gay so he told everyone he's a metrosexual. Everyone knows he's really a Psuedo-Metrosexual, but they don't want to make him feel bad.

by personwhosayswords December 18, 2011

Metrosexual Hipster

A hipster who spends a lot of money for his clothes.

look at that metrosexual hipster, he has some gay clothes.

by KassemGsLongAssNose November 25, 2011

metrosexuality

When an alleged "straight" man enjoys being feminine in a non-flamboyant way. A metrosexual would enjoy such festivities such as make-overs, putting on make up, getting his hair "done", putting on body spray scented with either cucumber melon, raspberry, mango or any other fruit-like smell, and constantly looking at themselves in the mirror. These men also tend to be bulimic because they are afraid of being fat and can be seen on any episode of American Idol, either as the host, judge (Simon Cowell), or as a contestant.

Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual whore.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.

by ashface June 2, 2004